No one needs a gift more than your boss. The person in charge is in such dire need that they probably don't even KNOW they need a gift. But think about it, they have to put up with you, and people like you, all day. It can't be good and if anyone needs a holiday reminder that retirement is indeed possible it is your poor, eternally suffering boss.

Voice Link radio (in case the boss gets stuck in the middle of nowhere)

thirsty light

numbers clock.

While it is difficult to
ascertain HOW evil your boss really is, you can apply a not so subtle test by giving him holy water to drink. here is the warning on the site:
"If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."

Ok, well sometimes you just need a new toy. How about a wooden elephant?


Musical comb.


And so to wrap up a slightly odd suggestion. Ok, so I admit this is seriously odd - a super cool peeler. I mean, who peels? But if ANYONE should peel it should be CEO person, right? I mean it is so very "separating the wheat from the chaff" and pregnant with the "art of war" insight. Anyway, so I tried.

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