Account Executives and Project Managers seemingly have it all: the glamour, the glitz, the 5 martini lunch dates, client rage, paperwork a mile high, conflicting timelines and a todo list that is impossibly long.

What could you get such a person? What could ever sooth their furrowed brow?

Here are some ideas:


A peaceful diorama.


Heironymus Bosch action figures.

Ah yes, the kittywig. (don't tell me your project manager doesn't need a kitty wig.)


Glitter Graphics! You can just steal these, but EVERY Account Executive needs this for their blog.


Vibrating bracelet. Not Dirty! Exceptionally useful for those of us who have deep pockets or who keep their phone in their purse - and can't afford to be interrupted with a loud ring.


A tape measure timer.



A mug for their daily stimulant intake.

A hedgehog paper clip holder from Moma.


To wrap this gift list up, consider this belligerent wine opener gun, because after all, who doesn't want to mix their alcohol with some faux gunfighting?