iTalian: Colander that includes scroll wheel for easy pasta size selection.

iAndi: iPod that only plays reggae.

iRoc: Apple brings back classic redneck car! Includes scroll wheel.

iBall: Basketball with wifi connection that can also play MP3s- Cool!

iScream: Handheld device that throws tantrums at the press of a button.

iPatch: Portable GPS system allowing pirates to find victims on the high seas. Also plays MP3's and includes scroll wheel.

iYaiYai / iVey: Hispanic and Jewish portable complaint recorders.

iCarumba: speaks for itself.

iLoveYou: PDA reminds you of important birthdays and anniversaries with electroshock module. Also includes phone.

iPeedMyself: Alert mechanism inserted into adult diapers and used in nursing homes. Daycare version plays endless Barney loops, too!

iTarzan: Translating device used by primitive cultures to communicate with anthropologists.

iConfess: Portable voice recorder with Vatican-compatible Internet connection (utilizing IMAP: Internet Multipurpose Absolution Protocol).

iKissYou: Device for lonely Turks to locate willing women. Mahir in a box!

iDidIt: A one-button device equipped with GPS to instantly summon the police to the scene of the crime you just committed.

iDol: Pocket multi-deity worship device.

iSurrender: Electronic device that displays white flag and plays French national anthem.